It is HOT in Texas!

IT'S SO HOT IN TEXAS THAT......
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> The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

> I saw a coyote chasing a rabbit and they were both walking.
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> The corn growing in the field is already popped.
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> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
> hard-boiled eggs.
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> The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have
> lunch is to pull one out and add butter.
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> The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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> A sad West River cowboy once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much
> for me cuz I've seen it-but for my 7-year-old."
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> You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
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> You can make instant sun tea.
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> You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
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> The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
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> You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
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> You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
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> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
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> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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> You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
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> No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not
> having air conditioning.
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> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,"What if I get knocked
> out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
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> And my personal favorite...
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> The trees are whistling for the dogs.

LOVE IT!! You certainly have been 'blessed' with a Texas summer haven't you? lol.. we have been pretty cool here, only had a few days in the 80's mostly in the 70's .. ahhhhh... but we have also had lots of rainy days.. the next week looks like a wash out.. i'll 'will' you some cool weather and rain Noel..